Wake up to a #BowlOfNewsli

Catching up on the morning’s news over breakfast is one of life’s simple pleasures. But I like to complicate it by trying to write semi-amusing tweets about random news stories. People always say “Never tweet with your mouth full” but those people don’t have blue ticks next to their profiles so who gives a shit about them, right?

If you’re interested in my semi-regular musings over a bowl of muesli, follow me on Twitter or search #BowlOfNewsli.

Any absence of tweets means I’ve either slept in or run out of muesli. Or got a real job.


— Posted on February 17, 2016 at 3:44 AM by